I believe this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we check here are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out under a building. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe this just took place. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?